Wait, do you want to read this book? Even though the cover asks you not to?
Well, if you are going to read it, you're going to have to follow the RULES, or you'll have WAY too much fun.
Penguin Random House / Philomel
January 12, 2021
Written by Deanna Kizis
Illustrated by Sam Boughton
And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?!
That's what I thought. So PLEASE DON'T READ THIS BOOK!
In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures and Dragos Love Tacos, kids get to join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in a book that will have readers coming back time and time again – regardless of what the title says.
AND PLEASE DON'T WATCH ME READ THIS BOOK!
virtual story time with writer Deanna Kizis and illustrator Sam Boughton
Hosted by the famed Vroman’s Bookstore via Crowdcast
Saturday, January 16th • 11AM PT
“Rib-ticklingly funny!”
– Kirkus Reviews
“My girls, three and six, were in stitches! They insisted I read it over and over, and then for the rest of the afternoon my 3-year-old carried it around the house. Too fun!”
– Elizabeth, a real life mom
“HA HA HA HA SNORT HA HA!”
– A Kid Who Could Be You
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And Definitely
Don’t Read About
The Author …
DEANNA KIZIS is very silly and would definitely read a book that said she shouldn’t. Her favorite things include pretending her daughter's toothbrush can talk, dipping warm chocolate cookies in cold milk, and throwing dance parties with the dog. Deanna is so silly, in fact, that she once went to the grocery story wearing two different shoes by mistake, and she always makes up silly songs that her kid thinks are kinda weird — but funny!
So definitely DO NOT DM her on Instagram at Deanna Kizis where you can follow her, get in touch, and see more of the silly stuff she does.
And no matter what — please don't read this book!